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Cleverbot and Prussia

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User: Keseseses Hello!

Cleverbot: Prussia?

User: Yes! It is I, zhe most awesome Prussia!

Cleverbot: Did you become one with Russia?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I'll ask again. Will you become one with Russia?

User: Are you Russia?

Cleverbot: Nyet, I am Belarus.

User: Belarus! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Marry me, marry me, marry me!

User: But I thought you vanted to marry Russia.

Cleverbot: You want to marry me?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Of course Belarus!

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Is vhat I am!

Cleverbot: Yes, it is it.

User: I love you frau.

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: Your in love with Russia, no?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Vhat about America?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You love Alfred?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Vell zhen stop talking to me and go tell him.

Cleverbot: We should have flamingo children.

User: Keseseses, sounds awesome!

Cleverbot: Not so much...

User: Vell it vas your suggestion.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yeah no.

User: Alright zhen.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Keseseses, do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Zhen Ich liebe dich.

Cleverbot: Ich dich nicht.

User: Vhat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Vell, I can tell that Liebling.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: I can't?

Cleverbot: Do you know what we're talking about?

User: Kesesese, me being awesome.

Cleverbot: Awesomely awesome?

User: Yes, liebling, awesomely awesome.

Cleverbot: Triple awesome?

User: Keseses, five meters of awesome!

Cleverbot: O.O You are talL!

User: Kesesese, I know!

Cleverbot: France!

User: Vhat?

Cleverbot: Hate. My bad.

User: You confuse me more zhen Italy....

Cleverbot: No you confuse me.

User: How do I confuse you?

Cleverbot: You just confuse me. How do I confuse you?

User: Because your slightly random.

Cleverbot: So random is clever?

User: It could be.

Cleverbot: No, it could not.

User: Alright zhen, no.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Am I vhat?

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Awesome!

Cleverbot: Well that's nice.

User: No, its awesome.

Cleverbot: Are you awesome?

User: Of course! I am zhe awesome Gilbert Beilschmidt!

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to be a slave to anyone.

User: Vell zhen you shouldn't be talking to me liebling.

Cleverbot: You don't like me, right? =(.

User: No, of course I like you.

Cleverbot: How do you like me?

User: Cause I do.

Cleverbot: Okay. I'm not arguing that point with you.

User: Kesesese! I vin!

Cleverbot: Prussia?

User: Ve already vent over zhis, yes, I am Prussia.

Cleverbot: You aren't my girlfriend.

User: I know.....

Cleverbot: If you know then why are you confused?

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Kesesese, I know.

Cleverbot: Prussia!

User: Vhat is it?

Cleverbot: You are your creator?

User: Um, vell no. Alzhough in a vay I am Vest's creator.

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: Keseses, I'm brilliant!

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: Vhat!?! How dare you say zhat to me!

Cleverbot: How dare you lie to me.

User: I don't lie, I am awesome.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm leaving you.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Cleverbot is so stupid.....
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crimsonblood21's avatar
Kesesese, most awesome laugh XD